First of all. Amazing.
Second of all. Achievements. asdfghjkl
I'm one of those people who thinks everything is better with achievements, even keeping something clean. Seriously, if there were like, actual achievements (and not just "Oh wow, well done, you cleaned your apartment, feel accomplished" things) in real life it would be much more fun. I can't help it, I'm a sucker for shiny pictures. I'm also terribly competetive at times, as with these achievements.
I'm so very sorry.